![]() ![]() Octopus: Dave! Skipper: Kowalski? Kowalski: Sorry, sir. A name perhaps you hope you'd never hear again. Octavius Brine - enowned geneticist, cheese enthusiast, and frequent donor to NPR pledge drives… but you know me by a different, much older name. Private: Boop! Skipper: Who are you? Scientist: The humans know me as Dr. Scientist: Skipper, Scientist: Kowalski, Rico, and sweet little Private. Penguins: Ew! Scientist: Now, that's just hurtful. ♪ Scientist: Pretty birds belong in their cages. Private: Ooh, another one! Skipper, Kowalski and Rico: NO! Male voice: ♪ Naughty, naughty. Private: Ooh, look, a button! Skipper: Huh? Private, don't! Skipper: Now what have I told you about–? Private: Sorry, what? Kowalski: It looks like some sort of giant laser sent to kill us all, sir. Skipper: Private, quit lollygagging… and regular gagging. You're a meaningful and valued member of this team. ![]() Rico, bust us out of these delicious prison. Skipper: We're behind enemy lines and incredibly thirsty. Kowalski: Sir, the machine is alive! Skipper: Well, I don't think I like your attitude, vending machine… or your prices! Release them! How much is he? Kowalski: He's $3.50, sir. Skipper: Where'd Private go? Kowalski: Oh, there he is. Do you know what that means? Kowalski: We're wanted criminals who will be on the lam for the rest of their lives, always feeling the hot breath of Johnny Law on our necks? Skipper: No! It means, as elite units go, we're the elitist of the elite. Skipper: We just broke in the most secure facility in North America. Now hit that machine and get your present. Private: Cheezy Dibbles! Skipper: Happy ding-dong birthday, ya little scamp! Skipper: You mess with the bull, you get the horns, Private. The last remaining home in America's nanny states for those succulent and chemically-hazerdous bits of puffed heaven called. ![]() Private: A vending machine? Skipper: Well, not just any vending machine, Private. Skipper: Oh, well, we got you something else. I think to be a meaningful and valued member of this team. Skipper: Private, if you could have anything you wanted in the whole wide world, what would it be? Private: Well, gee, Skipper. So tonight, Private, we celebrate your birthday by infiltrating the United States Gold Depository in Fort Knox! Skipper: 10 years ago, on this very day, a tiny egg hatched, and our world got a little cuter. Private: Where are we going? Skipper: The future, boys. other 5%? Kowalski: Adventuring and glory like no penguins have ever seen before. Kowalski, what's our trajectory? Kowalski: 95% certain we're still doomed. We've got each other, and if that ain't a family, I don't know what is. Skipper: No one's gonna die! You know what you've got, kid? You've got us. Private: Wh-wha.? Kowalski: What? I-I thought that was what we were all nodding about. Skipper: Daaagh!! That is disgusting! I think I have amniotic sac in my mouth! Private: Hello! Are you my family? Kowalski: You don't have a family, and we're all going to die. awesome at this! Skipper: Boys, we did it! Mission accomplished! Hey, we can do our thing! High 1! Skipper: Ooh. Skipper: Kowalski, analysis? Kowalski: We are really. ![]() You know what? I reject nature! Skipper: Who's with me? something deep down in my gut tells me that it just doesn't make any sense at all. Why do you think there are always documentary crews filming us? Penguin #8: Well, sorry, kid. Skipper: Why not? Penguin #6: Well, it's a dangerous world out there and we're just penguins. Skipper: Hey, anybody see that? That's an egg! Is somebody gonna go get it? Penguin #5: We can't do that. Skipper: Oh, well, what's the point of these? Skipper: Whoa, I like it! Hey, this could be our thing! What're we gonna call it? Let's call it the, uh. Kowalski: Skipper, we appear to be flightless. Kowalski, Rico, engage aerial surveillance. We'll just fly to the front of the line and see for ourselves. Who could take these frisky snow-clowns.? Skipper: Seriously? Does anyone even know where we're marching to? Penguin #1: Who cares? Penguin #2: I question nothing. Look at them, tumbling onto their chubby bum bums. Joyous, frolicking, waddling, cute and cuddly life. Documentary filmmaker: And not just any life… penguins. Dialogue Documentary filmmaker: Antarctica, an inhospitable wasteland, but even here, on the Earth's frozen bottom, we find life. ![]()
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